F*ck up Proof Shallot Vinaigrette

Whether it is that damn uneven eyeliner, or smudging your almost dry nail, or saying the wrong thing on a date, there’s nothing worse than f*cking something up. That’s why I love this Shallot Vinaigrette (and trust me it took more time for me to find out how to spell vinaigrette than it did to make this dressing). It’s so easy to make and tastes so much more fresh than store bought dressings that have so many extra sugars and additives you don’t want in your body anyway!

For the Vinaigrette

  • 2 tablespoons finely minced shallots
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon mustard
  • 3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
  • Optional ½ teaspoon lemon juice
  • salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

Instructions

Mix all the ingredients together with a whisk. Wasn’t that easy? You really couldn’t f*ck that one up!

Use this dressing to turn out any basic bitch salad or crudite! Or you can just make our Colorful and Crunchy Watermelon Radish and Orange Salad like the high class broad I know you are!