Lazy G’s Guac

This guacamole recipe is for girls, gurrrls, gyals, guys, gangstas, goths, and grandparents I suppose but mostly it’s for lazy people who love bangin’ guacamole with minimal effort. We all need a little break when it comes to cooking. This recipe is pretty much fool proof and you won’t have to worry about getting your hands stinky from chopping garlic and onions!

For the guac you will need

  • 1 ripe avocado
  • garlic granules
  • fresh black pepper
  • sea salt
  • ½ a lemon
  • (optional cayenne pepper for extra spice or smoked paprika for color)


Mash the avocado until it gets chunky. Add the rest of the ingredients to taste. Once it is mixed thoroughly it is ready to serve! (If you feel like being a damn overachiever, just add fresh diced salsa type things like onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, cilantro. It will taste very fresh!) Perfect with our fish tacos recipe, plantain chips, fresh cut vegetables or any quick snack!